Guys can control their pee in the bath

This is in response to #26 on How to tell if they are having an affair. (Again I should figure out how to link that but I just type and hit publish.)

Bill decides to take a bath one afternoon while he was still living with D.  It was around Christmas time because his in-laws were there and he was stressed to the max.  He has one of those ginormous cool 2 people tubs.  So him and his cell phone get in the water to text me and relax.  D walks in and he attempts to hide the cell phone on the edge and says she would like to join him.  She only wants to join him because she knows something is going on by this point and she eyes the cell phone.  Mind  you they had not had sex in months.  He couldn’t stand the thought of touching her.  She starts taking off her clothes to get in.  His remark to me was I had a naked woman in front of me and was freakin out that she was going to come near me.  So he played on D’s complete OCD freak side and as she is stepping her toe in the water he says you don’t want to get in here….why?…I just peed in the water….that’s disgustting! Why would you do that?….well, I’m a guy, guys can’t control that in the water. It just comes out.

D promptly grabs her clothes, declares him disgusting, and leaves.

No he didn’t pee in the water. But he sure as hell didn’t want her joining him.

Lesson learned- Guys can control their pee and if they can’t, they may be having an affair.