A few quick things for the weekend:
1) I have taken my yoga to the next level. I started at a new studio that has Bikram yoga. Essentially this is a series of 26 positions in a room that is heated to 105 degrees and you go at it for 90 minutes. (You go at it as in you do yoga- not sex) Sound horrible?…no it is fucking awesome. Almost as good as sex. Try it. Even if you have never done yoga find a place and at least go once. Then go twice because you will hurt so bad from the first time you won’t want to go back but the second is even better. Then you are addicted. No, you don’t have to be flexible or anything else you are questioning. It is so good for you, your health and if you want to lose a few pounds this is a great way to go at it.
2) Lisa is leaving for Cancun next week with her husband, man on the side, and his wife. Who can say bad idea? And who wants to take bets that shit is going to hit the fan? I say 98% chance they are going to get caught going at it. I’ll be picking her up at the airport.
3) I have another sinus infection. Again. Better than the Ms Piggy flu but it still sucks.
4) I think I got violated during my massage this morning. His hand grazed an awful lot of my womanly bits. There was nothing soothing about this massage either. I think he ran into the bed table thing about 30 times jarring me out of my half sleep and threw my limbs around a little more than I care to have done to me. He didn’t get a tip. Not that I ever tip at this place because they suck big time and I only leave there feeling like I was felt up. Unfortunately I’m stuck with them for a one year contract. Don’t ask….Bill got me into the place. I continue to see a different personal masseuse on the side who rocks. And leaves my bits alone.
5) I’m driving a rental truck because although my husband works at a place that has 5000 vehicles on just the Ford lot, I have to rent one. Don’t ask. I could have driven his extra car. The one he drives in the winter when his Mustang is in storage. But it is the biggest piece of shit you have ever seen. A 16-year-old wouldn’t even drive that thing. So they give me a rental that Dustin picked up and I get into it this morning to find it dirty and smells of smoke. Seriously? Smoke? Because my sinus infection, snotting, congestion and sneezing isn’t enough lets add to it. Now my clothes also smell. Eww. Just eww. I have to drive the damn thing for 10 days because that is how long it is going to take to get my tires in. My $1300 tires in. Yes, I typed that right. Plus a rental. Did I mention I was going to get new brakes put on the beast this week anyways. Might as well just keep spending the money.
6) About a month ago I replace the inside shower curtain liner when I bought a pretty new outside one. (Ok, I bought a new one because I shrunk the old one.) I do this maybe twice a year only because it starts yellowing on the bottom or whatever. Yesterday I had a first. I got in the shower to discover mold on the bottom of the curtain. Ewww. I have never had this problem before. I hung my head upside down to inspect but like hell if I was going to touch it. In this mornings shower I noticed it growing at a fast rate and crossing all over the bottom of the shower curtain. I’ll be visiting Target today to buy a new one.
Tip for a plastic shower curtain or liner: you can actually put in the washing machine (cold water or warm) or you can soak it in the tub with bleach. I prefer the bleach method cause sometimes it’s too big to get fully washed. My plastic curtain always looks brand new when it comes out.
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